Science is really giving us some prickly scenarios to consider.

I read this story  in The Seattle Times,  http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html  about  the farmer in Germany who received new arms. Talk about miraculous! Everything matched as much as possible; the cells, blood types and marrow, etc.  But he’ll be under tons of medication that doctors say is sure to cause unpleasant side effects.  A team of 40 doctors took two days to attach the arms.  

Apparently the farmer lost his arms in an accident and had tried several unsuccessful attempts with prosthetics. 

And I thought my life was Hell! I can’t imagine how difficult  his life must be and will continue to be.  I pray the surgery is a success.  

And I was reminded of a national survey that I regularly take at http://interactive.zogby.com/.  Often the Zogby survey asks for opinions about events that involve politicians and asks for the participant’s political affiliation.  

Yesterday Zogby sent a brand new survey to my mailbox. This time the  questions were different and centered on technology and my political persuasion.    

When I read, “Would you like a chip inserted in your brain to make you more intelligent?” my skin started to crawl. 

And I had a few questions: Could the chip be inserted in my ear? I’m partial to scars. And how well do the chips stay in? I mean, it wouldn’t work to have things flying out of my head in the middle of a deep conversation. 

I didn’t like the next question any better: “Would you like a chip inserted in your brain that would allow you to speak a foreign language fluently?” 

Well, duh! I thought of this years ago during high school Spanish but I was sure that the curls of my  Gypsy hairstyle would lose their spring.   

I would love to have a chip to make me a better dancer.  When I drank I was Jennifer Lopez but since I quit I can’t remember the steps.   Sadly, I will have to pass this experience. Let modern science find another guinea pig.  

Excuse me while I grab my tin foil  hat. Call me paranoid but has anyone ever read a little book called 1984?   It seems that 

Photo by Britt Verbeck

Photo by Britt Verbeck

complete mind control is just around the bend.  No thank you! I’ll stay stupid and unprogrammed!

Just for a moment, pretend we live in a perfect world: You are in control of everything!  You can purchase these chips at 7-11 or Starbucks near the CDs for $9.99 

Just think……you can transform yourself into a sunny optimist with a great singing voice.  For three minutes you can have fame and be seen on television and invited to all the best parties. When you tire of a particular chip, put it to the box trade it with your friend. 

Exactly how would you like your brain programmed?  Post your comments, I’d like to know.